Hey Anna! I couldn't tell you much on your e-mail, so I just set this up! This is funny, but kinda stupid. Still:

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.

Man! And I thought I was good looking!

My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.

If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.

OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?

Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.

Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.

They say milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?

Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.

Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.

You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.

Hi, my name’s Doug. That’s "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it.

Hey, haven’t I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!

I don’t know if you are beautiful or not; I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

Ooo, Hana bera just came on! I'm listening to my Charlotte Church CD! It's the song that's like La mo reta was so we prelu cam me la prey la gre waza!
- posted by Penni @ 5:30 PM